Albion Chat Quotes


HP_Soundwave: DP is talking about pornography?
Eldacar: HP: Nothing new.

Amun: I think we've found the secret to peace in the warhammer world: asrai harvest latex, humans transport it, dwarves craft the dildoes and such, druchii buy them: Voila! Instant peace!
darkprincess: Amun: yep :)
PrincessZelda: Amun; I.. I think... I think you broke the code!!
Exquisite: amun you have solved it!
Exquisite: we should all send a letter to Gav

Mornedhel brandishes his cutlass
Mornedhel: ARRRRR, GRANNY!

Eldacar doffs his hat cordially
Silas: howdy Eldacar
Silas hugs Eldacar
Silas dodges the chair
Eldacar hits Silas with a rather large and heavy steel chair
Silas: :P
Eldacar kicks Silas where it hurts the most, using a steel-tipped boot.
Silas: ouch...

Lethalis: you know, if you allow adultery
Lethalis: then the Big Bang gets a whole new face
Eldacar|Busy: ...
Eldacar|Busy hands Lethalis the "Silas Made Me Think It" badge
Lethalis: "how did mankind came to be?"
Lethalis: "well, for starters there was the Big Bang..."

DeathWizard shows NightKnight his gromril balls

Eldacar: Nagathi: Good boy. Have a bone.
Nagathi got a bone
Eldacar: ...
Eldacar gets the "Silas Made Me Think It" badge.
Eldacar: For some reason, I was attaching an "r" onto the end of "bone" :(

Tharonin Multitasking is when you can type while asleep...
Lyhne: No
Lyhne: Multitasking is when you can do two things at once :)
Lyhne: Breathing and thinking, I can multitask
Nagathi: Living and breathing
Nagathi: so can I
Tharonin: Wanking and watching...... Multitasking at its finest :)

darkprincess: SenorNeekers: ok, I'm interested to know what inspired you to do this
SenorNeekers: Okay I'll recount the saga.
SenorNeekers: My friend asked if I ever had the urge to go Godzilla.
SenorNeekers: Then I thought, SHOEHOUSE!
SenorNeekers: I thought to myself, what would the people do if there was a giant shoe lying around?
SenorNeekers: And then I decided to make a shoehouse.
Highborn_Sycath: how the hell did you get shoehouse from Godzilla?

Silas: Eldacar, what am I now? A trained animal?
Eldacar: I can toss you a bone, if you like. :P

Mikoto: Me and Sleep's relationship isn't very steady.
Mikoto: We haven't gotten along well at all recently.
Mikoto: Breaking up would keep me awake every night for the rest of my life, though.

Eldacar: Morden: Feel happy. Once, Silas was humping me instead of hugging me. Was like a little dog going at the leg.
Eldacar: Friggin' odd.
Lethalis: I wouldn't say odd... maybe a bit too much familiarity though

Dragonprince: atlantic, pond, same thing.

Eldacar: Silas went through a spontaneous sex-change operation?

Yo: Hi, my name is Yo. I cried at the end of Armageddon.


Deathjester slaps a bit of trout around with a large Silas

*** Topic for #Albion is 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion | Everybody: All Your Base Are Belong To Nag'
Silas has changed the topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion | Everybody: All Your Base Are Belong To Goblins. Especially Leths'
Lethalis has changed the topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion | Everybody: All Your Base Are Belong To Goblins. Especially Leths. But wait, Leth doesn't have any goblins...'
Silas has changed the topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion | Everybody: All Your Base Are Belong To Goblins. Especially Leths. But wait, Leth doesn't have any goblins...| Doesn't mean your base don't belong to them. Just not run by them :P'
Lethalis has changed the topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion | Everybody: All Your Base Are Belong To Goblins. Especially Leths. But wait, Leth doesn't have any goblins...| Doesn't mean your base don't belong to them. Just not run by them :P Why not? Goblins always seem to run.'
Silas has changed the topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion | Everybody: All Your Base Are Belong To Goblins. Especially Leths. But wait, Leth doesn't have any goblins...| Doesn't mean your base don't belong to them. Just not run by them :P Why not? Goblins always seem to run. Silas' Goblins dont. Silas' Goblins are Da Bizniz'
Lethalis has changed the topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion | Everybody: ignore goblins and topics that become too long because two mods decide to play with it'

reddz: I should be prepping for D&D...
AoA: oooh, getting the lube ready ;)
reddz: nice... no.
AoA: how else would you prep?
reddz: The PC's are all orcs and such
AoA: oh...
dafruk; I've heard those latex gloves are a nightmare to get on
reddz; I gots ta come up wit da plan!
AoA: no lube then
reddz: chainmail dip-thong maybe... :P
AoA; no! no sex of any sort!
AoA; not with orcs...
reddz; but my GF is playing a goblin!

Lisko: Well hello Silas o/
Silas: Is that like "Well, hello Sailor"?

Deeon: Great. I'm so hooked on this WHFK right now... I can't wait for Rulebook to arrive :)
Nagathi: WHFK?
Nagathi: Warhammer Fantasy K..?
Silas: Warhammer Fantasy Kipper sounds good to me ^^

darkprincess: Silas: I'm happy to do what needs to be done with Kate

Loki17: I hate having to trim my mom's lawn

Aenarion roars a challenge in the name of Khorne



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