Albion Chat Quotes

Hyarion: Dick mostly just plays with himself

Nagathi: time for a cold shower, methinks
Hyarion: O.o
Nagathi: :o)
Hyarion: been looking at porn again?
Nagathi: no.. at phpBB code

Thagdarf: Now that you have officially reached the title of leet script kiddie, you must start learning small things about mirc. I'll give you a hint to start of, when someone quits, they can't hear you anylonger.
NoOoDLe: o_O

Ariel touch Loran in the naugty places...
Ariel covers Loran in hot sauce and licks him all over
Ariel ties Loran to the bed with a blue tie and cover him with honey and duck feathers...
Ariel brings a donkey named "Benito"
Ariel also brings a blow-up doll of Antonio Banderas and starts a foursome with the donkey, and a tied and covered in feathers Loran
Ariel: Loran will need a shower after this...
Ariel leaves the blow-up doll of Antonio Banderas, the Donkey "Benito" and Loran to have fun while he goes to eat a nice BBQ with beer...
Loran: This makes me feel special :P

Ramesesis: Well, my wife is a rabbit.

Orcslicer: nudity is frowned upon at higher social standing events
Eldacar: So THAT'S why they looked at me funny!
Orcslicer does not speak from experience
Eldacar doesn't either.

Nathalie: Fenrir, weed and undressed girls. That's all there is in Dutchland
Nathalie: and a team of football players in gay orange shirts
SnowMongoose: wait a second, they have naked girls?
Nathalie: Snowy; Who do you think invented the red light district?
Nathalie: Red Light District of Holland = Holland.

Nathalie: Ale; Visit the loo if you're in a crappy mood
Hyarion: or just use a cork and superglue and fix the problem that way
Nathalie: Hyarion, law of physics, a sealed exit of an enclosed space with increasing amounts of matter inside increases pressure... I wonder what will burst first, and where
Hyarion: Nagsi, the suspense is killing me, i hope it lasts

Silas: loong?
Prince_Elileth: it's like long but longer

Prince_Elileth: I wonder if I can put an exacto knife in my nose
Hyarion: DIY Lobotomy kits just aren't what they used to be, eh?

Prince_Elileth: a few beers with some GHB tossed in and Eldy will never know the difference
Eldacar: ...
Hyarion: 3
Hyarion: 2
Hyarion: 1
Eldacar: !k Prince_Elileth
Prince_Elileth was kicked by ChanServ ((Eldy|Busy) Bye.)
Nathalie: PARTY!
Eldacar: Nice timing.

Aleraen just sits on the table looking delicious.

Ariel: Hyarion... please... what kind of person do you think I'm... I don't pay for sex!
Ariel: I only beg...

EricJ: I'm getting desperate here. Where the hell is Hyarion? ;_;

Voodoomaster: I mean we have Mario here aka Petter
Voodoomaster: and we have his brother Luigi aka Len
Voodoomaster: we have Princess Peach aka Rinki
Voodoomaster: we have Wario aka Adam
Lethalis: wait, I'm Nagathi's brother?
Nagathi: Leth; Aye
Nagathi: and my side-kick
Voodoomaster: Leth, you're taller and most of your country is filled with water and pipes :P

Ariel: yes... Gonzalez isn't the most common name... it's Perez.
Ariel: according to the hpone vookv
Nathalie: according to the what now?
Nathalie: or have you been drinking too much again?
Ariel: phone book.
Ariel: no... we're having an interferencie betwen my finger and the kruboeaerd
Ariel: ok... the 2 bottles of champagne diodn't hgelped...
Ariel: adn the 4 pints og beer...

Nathalie: and then there are those who are too shameful to be called Europeans too
Nathalie glares at the Norwegians

Hyarion: Madeline, so what do i get if i op you?
Hyarion: ;)
Madeline: Rock you like a hurricane!
-!- Hyarion sets mode: +o Madeline

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