Albion Chat Quotes



Hyarion: ABUSE!
Eldacar: Hyar: Yes, we all know Naggy abuses you.
Eldacar: Doesn't mean we're going to do something about it.
Hyarion: doesn't mean you have to watch with that smirk on your face either ;)
CC: well, actually, it does
CC: It's like an albion rule


Nagathi: Looking good, Alrik
Hyarion: !8 is Alrik doomed to failure?
ChanServ: Hyarion: It is decidedly so.
Hyarion: Alrik, you're outlook just got worse


Typo: Orcslicer... so, albion is Hentai?
Orcslicer: Kind of, but with Eldy
Orcslicer: so hentai with Bots


Thagdarf: Ooohh... the logic is weak in this one!
Hyarion watches the chat descend into bad accents and worse grammar
Hyarion changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | Phase 1 of Hyarion's Master Evil Plot to Conquer The World is now Complete! Phase 2 to commence after milk and cookies!'
Aryel: wasup, Hy. Yu dont like jou we spiek?
Hyarion changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | Phase 2 went much faster than expected. Phase 3 coming soon!'
Lethalis changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | Got milk?'
Hyarion changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | Got milk? | Got cookies?'
Lethalis changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | Hyarion needs to do more dope, srsly.'
Hyarion changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | When Ops get bored, the tragic untold story, film on the news at 11...'
Hyarion: see, you all need to talk more so this doesn't happen
Hyarion: remember, only you can prevent bored Ops
Lethalis changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | 11 am or pm?'
Hyarion changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | 11pm'
Thagdarf: 11premature
Lethalis changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | Hey, that's in 43 minutes!'
Hyarion changes topic to 'Welcome to the Tavern of Albion! | Congratulations to Lethalis for his/her/its keen ability to tell time!'
Aryel flees before everything explodes...


Nymeria: no yellow giant penises
Nymeria: ok?
Nymeria: it's like...try something...more obscene
Nymeria: less***
Nymeria: less obscene!


RenegadeRammie: Dutchii=Dutch druchii
NoOoDLe: And Illi is a Slutchii
NoOoDLe: Slaanesh + Druchii + Dutch = Slutchii


Nagsi: !opic Nagsi is teh stoopid
Nagsi: Oh crap!


Hyarion: ARYELY!
Hyarion RUNNINGSTARTHEADFIRSTJUMPKICKSINTHECHESTZOMGINEEDABURRITO ANDACOKERIGHTNOWYAYFORARYELISFINALLYHERECANISTOP WRITINGTHISNOW?andpurrslikeakitten....
Aryel: You have me at "running"


Groltag: Why would someone who is 36 argue about a wargames rules to death when he claims to have contact with women?


Aryel: my bed is a great place... a lot of people agree with that
Aryel: it's king size!
Typo: your other personalities don't count
Loran: Most of them are women, I hope
Aryel: I hope so too...


Prince_Elileth: it was during HotW
Prince_Elileth: we were supposed to be having a tactics meeting when Tahl was like hey you know what would be fun...
Alrik: I've not yet heard one story stemming from the beginning "well it all started during the HoTW" that didn't end up involving sexual deviancy


Nagathi: I'm not pale!
Nagathi: I'm just tall and my blood doesn't have the pressure to reach all the way to my head


Hyarion: Pics of Nagi in a dress?
Tigress: Or a crop top and short shorts
Tigress invokes craft: disturbing mental image


Nathalie: Kiyohira, there are a lot of things you don't know about me
Tigress: Cross dresser
Nathalie: and a lot you don't know about DeMysteriis
Tigress: Wait what
Tigress: What are these things he doesn't know that you do, oh gender confused one?


ninza: I hate IRC... There is lots of things I hate, but IRC is the worst :)
Nagathi: then what are you doing on IRC?
ninza: Dunno
Hyarion thinks Ninza is in the wrong place


Elileth: I'm Kiyo's worst nightmare and greatest fantasy


Kiyohira: Hyarion, we don't want to know about your huge... siege engine


Hyarion: Ninza, that's another benefit of being an Op, you're always innocent of all crimes!
Illidan|the_sandwichman: NO!
Illidan|the_sandwichman dissagrees
Hyarion: and you can smite those who don't believe you >:]
Illidan|the_sandwichman: ...oh shit.


Aryel: Illidan|the_sandwichman, yeah... I'm Nagi's sex slave and I'm proud of it!


Aryel: [12:01:33] So unless you wanna share a bed with me... :P <-- Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. NightKnight?
NightKnight: Aryel, that depends ;)
Aryel: depends on what?
NightKnight: What Moonie thinks of it ;)
Aryel: NightKnight, she doesn't have to know



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