Loki17 is now known as Dinner
darkprincess: getting a cup of tea - brb
Rork bickers with Lioness.
Rork likes his Dinner raw.
Rork eats his Dinner.
Eldacar: You're eating Loki.
Eldacar: That's either cannibalistic or very, very disturbing...
Rork was considering sausage for Dinner.
Eldacar: Yep. Definitely disturbing. And very Slaaneshi.
Rork would prefer a nice breast, though.
Eldacar: My head is on the verge of detonation from all the innuendo flying around. :(
Fritz wisps: wishes the money system was universal
Berke wisps: Kind of like the Euro.
Berke wisps: But since we're on the Disc, it'd be the...Disco.
(Thieves) Serenity wisps: An astonishingly large number of large, muscled, sexy people play this game!
Teri: sure....nothing like being spanked repeatedly by a geriatric monk with a giant wooden paddle while trying to paint a handful of Halflings.
Silas hates Cheese Fu
Rork thinks Silas prefers Curry-te
Jekkakhan: I like big toast
Rork: But do you have a big toaster?
Rork asks the pertinent questions
Jekkakhan: I have a huge toaster
(Priests): Milly wisps: we dont rust, we're covered in vaseline.
(Priests): Spank wisps: Pishe, goddess of vaseline?
(Priests): Stigwald wisps: I thought that was another god's position?
(Priests): Stigwald wisps: Buttsekc, the God of Vaseline?
darkprincess: Silas: I'm happy to do what needs to be done with Kate
Arq|broken: Rork: why are you painting with your arse? Surely hands work better?
Rork: Arq|broken: I though my arse, having a larger area, would get the job done faster. All I can say is: More fool me...
Damnation: I aim to please James
Damnation: (thank god darkprincess didn't read that)
Loki17: I hate having to trim my mom's lawn
Loki17: Silas: Can I buy Kuffy?
Eldacar: Don't see why you'd want to...
Eldacar: You couldn't GIVE Kuffy away, much less sell him
Mornedhel brandishes his cutlass
Mornedhel: ARRRRR, GRANNY!
Eldacar; Oh crap...don't quote that, please.
Mornedhel; he already quoted me saying that...
darkprincess: Bastet: you installed anything new (hardware or software) recently?
Rork clicks on "Add/remove double entendre"
Mutation: Silas is like: OH MY GOD! DON'T KILL ME!
Mutation: I HAVE ORKS TO FEED!!!
Silas snugglyhugs Linda
Linda returns the snugglyhugs with fullbodynekkidpouncefollowedbyalongcuddle (TM)
Lethalis: you know, if you allow adultery
Lethalis: then the Big Bang gets a whole new face
Eldacar|Busy hands Lethalis the "Silas Made Me Think It" badge
Lethalis: "how did mankind came to be?"
Lethalis: "well, for starters there was the Big Bang..."
Rork: Soren: Linda has "ways"
Linda has her ways with Silas
Silas isnt superstitious...
Silas KNOWS that dice need to be pleased
Silas: in special ways
Rork: I'm never picking up your dice.
Hard_Aun: I?m not made of hellos you understand
Dragonkin: Nope... fleshy bits seem more important for sustaining life.
Silas: What do you do?
Dorei: I sell personal physical services.
Silas: Ah?What kind of personal physical services?
Dorei: I rent my body.
Aneutralshadeofblack: Twig: I don't like the word "git." It distracts people from my true essency metaphysical thinger self.
Silas: what? :P
Lethalis: .... never mind
Silas: Oh, like you hadn?t thought it ;)
Lethalis: let us not speak of that again, m'kay?
Silas: Yes Master
Silas: while I'm playing ol' fashion armourer, and making some leather armour
Silas: fool. Battle armour!
Silas: well, tomorrow it'll be arm guards. Vambraces I'm making
Lethalis: when they said that love is war, they didn't assume you were going to take it that far
Cenyu: Being Silas is not exactly an exact science I guess.
Cenyu whips the audience
Cenyu: Produce funny quotes! 5 per minute! You there! Make a humorous remark about the other guy in the corner
Mornedhel whips Cenyu with the audience.
Alithwar: Damned Slaanesh people. When you give a finger, the hand goes.
calapine: he's like Britney Spears on crack
Silas licks the new comers
Liger: Silas3000 - the auto cleanerbot for when a mess is made by newcomers in the chat
Silas; I dont have to chose. I have them all. Its like one big party.
Eldacars: Yeah, a party that I deliberately choose to turn down the invitations to
Silas: but keep getting dragged to anyways?
Eldacar: Since when? That's my stunt double that you've been dragging along
Lethalis: poor stunt double
Yahveh: that stunt double must come back rather salivated each time
Eldacar: Lenny, it isn't my fault if he fizzles out halfway through. He only costs me $10 a month
Lethalis: I do it for 8 :D
Eldacar: Yes, but we know you're a cheap one anyway
Lethalis: Eldy; we were talking in grands, no?
Eldacar: Nope. $10 is $10
Lethalis: damn, where'd you get one that cheap?
Yahveh: it's me
Eldacar: ... Yahveh beat me to it
Yahveh: that's how it's so cheap
Cenyu: "When Silas jumps onto men it's not because he's gay, it's because he ran out of women"
Kira: Unfortunately?you may have to kiss Lethalis's arse.
Silas: I wouldn?t kiss his arse. Its hairy.
Liger gets down low and kisses Lethalis' arse
Arq; you missed an amazing conversation, the likes of which shall never be seen again
Darmort; There was action! There was drama! There was one thousand elephants!
Arq; and three gophers, with pitchforks
Darmort; And a whale
Tarbo: Hmmm... Silas... Oh baby, I like it... Tarbo wakes up in sweat.
Spire stares in horror
Tarbo: ...Take me out back and shoot me.
Linda nibbles on Silas
Silas: hey, I'm not THAT edible!
Darmort: You see, what we do is gather in a council room and discuss what we're going to say to amuse James, and if James thinks it's funny, it becomes a Chat Quote, and we're doing these things in two separate Chat Rooms
Lethalis: vèt relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxed
Silas shoves Lethalis into the MERWURM's Cupboard
Lethalis: vèt relaaaaaa....aaaah!
Iraduur: !8ball are you going to marry Darmort anytime soon?
ChanServ: Iraduur: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
Prince_Cal: enjoy Linda
Morn: please, people, notice how there isn?t a comma between "enjoy" and "Linda", thus completely altering the two words combined meaning
Linda: and no one took advantage
Morn: intention? A Freudian slip? We?ll never know.
Silas: marry me?
Kuffy: Do not say you would not? You know you would.
Prince_Cal: I would
Kuffy: Well then.
Prince_Cal is jealous of Kuffy
Kuffy: Of course you are
Orthar is a sick, depraved girl that never gets enough...
Silas: is this Chat a cult...?
Darmort: Yeah. A Cult of Chat Denizens
Lioness: we wear robes and nothing under them
Mornedhel: use /me
Rork indicates to fazz that he has dropped something.
fazz bends over to pick it up like a good boy
Prince_Cal advises against bending over in the chat
Rork sets mode: +sodomized on fazz
Prince_Cal loves dragons and spends a lot of time riding one
Orthar can't talk at all, if anyone finds a lost voice please send it to me
Mornedhel: would a fine baritone voice suit you?
Orthar: only if I squeeze the owner?s balls.
Eldacar has joined #dnetchat
Silas humps Eldacar
Silas: I meant hugs!! HUGS DAMNIT!!!
Eldacar hits Silas with a chair
Rork: Silas: Now there's a Freudian slip...
Lloyba: the shag adds extra coolness to that army
Arq: Silas: *poke*
Orthar: Arq: poking Silas can lead to embarrassing shower room incidents!
Lioness: true but I like the dice in my hand
Grudgebearer is worried about bear buggering now...
Ansob: DM: that idiot posted the Khaine is Khorned argument on an elven website.
Lethalis: Khaine is Khorned?
Ansob: LSU: uh-huh.
Ansob: Khorned beef.
Darkprincess is wondering what sort of head to give her Dominatrix...
Kelorion; arghh!!! I cannot get rid of it!
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Lethalis: we're hit!
Lethalis: curse the GameSurge sniper
Shaargor: Hey all
Shaargor: I have a question
Grudgebearer: No, I'm not your father. Twas just a fling.
Goblit; i wish i was Danish
Darmort; I wish I was good with girls
Goblit; rubs the magic lamp
Goblit; oww! it's hot!
Darmort; must be my wish then
Silas; OGGY OGGY OGGY!
AuricStormcloud; OI OI OI
Silas; OGGY OGGY OGGY!
AuricStormcloud; OI OI OI!
Rork; Content really has got that bad, eh?
Darmort: Because I want pink bikinis to give a 3+ armour save, okay?
Infection; i have a problem
Lethalis; we all have
Infection; yeah but mines fixable
Ricold sets mode +o on Nebulas
Ricold; Cal: See what patience and friendship of the ops gets you?
Nebulas; Cal's not here...
Ricold; so? I can still rub it in
Speight: Spit it Out, Slipknot
Speight: I have a confession, I am a metal head
Goblit taps on Speight's head
Goblit: yep he's not lying
Rork: Silas isn't the sort of person I would throw myself at.
Silas: Nah, he prefers Nagathi...
Rork: Swedish is good, just with slightly different physical attributes
Rork: I control the dice! I am their master! They must...obey...meee!
Lethalis: Dice are evil
Lethalis: pure evil
Rork: Dice just roll with it
Auric Stormcloud: Then again, I was acting like an ass too
Silas: I thought you were playing Risk, not acting out A Midsummer Nights Dream...
Lethalis: nite all
Lethalis: *sneakies off*
System Msg: Lethalis logged out on Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:08 am
Auric Stormcloud: That was sneaky!
Rork: He'll be back to mock, he usually does...
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Lethalis: Neil; I do not
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Silas: Neil; she's short...but not that short!
Rork: James: The surprises of people not being small pieces of text
Silas: some of the bloodbowl cheerleaders give me nightmares!
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King Ulrik Flamebeard: *pulls silas' hair*
Silas: *puts pink ribbons in Ulrik's beard*
King Ulrik Flamebeard: *Puts pink ribbons in Silas' hair*
Silas: *grins and show's off his lovely nÁw ribbons*
King Ulrik Flamebeard: *Jumps into hot tub and begins to loose hair from his beard*
Silas: *debugs Lethalis*
Andruillius: *watches Lethalis become a goat*
Rork: I'll ask DP if she is "odd"?
Dragonkin: Rork: She has to be, there's only one of her.
King Ulrik Flamebeard: *Grabs Leth and forces him onto the dance floor*
Lethalis: James; quit fooling around and poke the guy
Linda Lobsta Defenda: then just because she?s never done it before she streaks across the room
ryZeA: i just read the quotes thread and thought I?d join
Dragonkin: Sorry, we're not doing funny tonight. Tonight we discuss the socio-economic situation in Zimbabwe.
Dragonkin: DP: Not just possible. I didn't grow up with two sisters without learning some manners (and a LOT of diplomacy)...
Enmanuial: I am going to have a serious conversation with the S on my keyboard brb
Enmanuial: the S and i have come to an agreement
Enmanuial: he is going to appear when i type greetings
Enmanuial: if not he will be repainted with warhammer chaos black into a R
Linda Lobsta Defenda: brb going to post
Silas: Linda; sounds dangerous, be careful!
King Ulrik Flamebeard: *Loves pink Ribbons*
Kitrik: lol - you guys are still here?
Silas: kitrik; you havent learnt yet; I live in the chat room
Lethalis: if only I was a mod
Linda Lobsta Defenda: oh?
Linda Lobsta Defenda: feeling like you need some hate messages sent to you claiming your "nazi stalking" them?
Lethalis: I don't remember that was said in the job description of moderator
Linda Lobsta Defenda: hmm must have missed it, LOL
Arquinsiel: Eeeeron: no, the one where they put brain cells on a circuit board with no connections that were connected to a flight simulator. Apparently with sufficient time a rat's brain can learn to fly an f22 in up to hurricane force winds
Rork: Arqy: That's where I've been going wrong then.
Rork: I was connected up to a B-29
Furt_Da_Gobbo: Rock; huge. Mine is anyways...
WiCkEdRock: do you ever use it for anything? :P
Jenenius sits on Rork's lap
Rork: Jen: I'm designed for comfort...!
Silas: Isn?t Eltharion simply GW's attempt at cashing in on the film Daredevil?
Dragonkin: Silas: In that case, wouldn't Shadowblade have been a really big black guy?
Lethalis: Erik; I'm willing to snipe others too, depending on the price
Silas: I'll snipe people for free, i need the practice
Linda: "what Druchii.netters do on their spare time...snipers"
Silas: wait...wasn?t Rork typing in red before?
Dragonkin: Silas: He was, but the text coagulated.
Silas hugs Linda
Linda whimpers in pain... hey no touching!!!
Andruillius: I wonder why Settings was on Azeri(Cyrillic)....
Silas: Andruillius, because I?ve eaten your brain :P
Andruillius: Yes, must be the evil brain eating *shakes fist*
Silas hugs Mum
Nagathi hugs Son
Silas: hey Rork, have you died?
Rork: Silas: I am alive!
Dragonkin stops waving the Necronomicon at Rork.
Rork: Can I have an award...? Please? ;)
Silas: Rork; you've been given several forums, isnt that enough?!?
Rork: Silas: May as well do it all at once. I'm impatient like that ;)
Darkprincess: Rork gets the "Hey, Furion, now I am the master" award :)
Linda: power to leth and his furry animals!
Silas wonders when Lethalis is going to become cultured
Grudgebearer: You're going to grow him?
Dragonkin: He's bloody well tall enough already.
Dragonkin: Might need trimming.
Ricold remembers an old example of fear and terror all be relative
Dragonkin: Ricold: Yup, a lot of relatives are pretty scary.
Jenenius: hmm, interesting idea there from Moonshade, but I don't think we can perform it virtually, it requires a live cat...
Prince_Cal: I remember when I rolled around on Silas a lot
Nagathi Needs to sleep
Ricold was booted from #WarhammerFantasy by Nagathi (Sleep!)
Nagathi: wrong guy
Nagathi was booted from #WarhammerFantasy by Nagathi (Sleep!)
Dragonkin: Salarath: Any kind of hobby that involved playing with your pocket monsters is a bit suspect...
Grudgebearer: Would it help if I put a skirt on?
Silas: No, this does not mean that your Vacuum Cleaner is an Avatar of Slaanesh.
R-B: Silas is da puppet masta'
R-B: s-s-omething about...
Eldacar: Use /me
Lioness: not whips, flail and a variety of sex toys?
Rork: Lioness: It's a bit difficult to get those stuck in a mouse.
Rork: It would be like an indian rope trick...with a whip.
Daeron: mutations do happen... take my third leg for example :P
R-B: Daeron the less known about you're third "leg" the better
NiteRabbit: Rules question.
Lethalis: Rules answer.
AoA: Lordofchange: you want some Rear Propulsion?
Cal wonders how the hell he's become the chat slut
Cal: I'm not getting used by you.
Mornedhel: Heptzul: some ladies actually like being licked. By Silas.
Heptzul: I can't understand why
Arq: Heptzul: well you're not a girl now are you?
Arq: someday you'll lick one and all will become clear.
Heptzul: Arq: My sister is :P
Silas hugs Eldacar
Silas dodges the chair
Eldacar hits Silas with a rather large and heavy steel chair
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Eldacar garrotes Silas with his @ symbol
Eldacar ticks off the "discussion of female" checkbox on his "nightly chat topics" sheet
Silas: playing chat bingo eh?
Eldacar: James: Indeed I am.
AoA: anyway boys, girls and Silas, I had better be going
Silas: Didnt I call you hot before I was drinking?
Rork: Silas: See? That's the threat of passive drinking.
You have walked 5 miles into the desert. You see a group of trees in the distance.
Corvs: Trees! There must be water there!
Silas: It?s just a mirage, ignore it and it?ll go away.
Corvs: It may be, but we need water. Shouldn?t we risk it?
T?rel passes an observation check
T?rel:There?s 2 camels?urgh, that?s gross!
Silas: See? That?s gotta be a mirage!
Corvs: What? They are just in heat. Get it? Heat? Desert?
Silas: what would I want all those dwarves for?
Salarath: to add to the throng of Silas
Salarath: as opposed to the thong of Silas- a disturbing thing best forgotten
Lethalis: woo, my fame spreads
Silas: just don?t let it go to your head
Lethalis: I'm 6'7", it has to go a long way to get to my head
Silas: How about your problems? Any change?
Lethalis: no sorry, my problems don't accept any change
Lethalis: just cash
Liger: Yeh, Mr Arq is a "filthy, filthy lurker"
Twiggy: yeah... i mean who has sex with living people...like EW
Tug: I?m a catholic.
Twits: So, when it feels good, you stop?
Lethalis: Jim; with licking, you're kind of certain that he doesn't go for bedding though
Lethalis: with dancing you never know
Kelorion: Bones, I don't know the way you lick people, but when Silas does it, it does not give me any kind of insurance, he won't go further...
Kelorion: He could at least ask, before he licks...
Xena runs into the room from the east
Xena: There?s a scary ol? badger in there!!
Silas: Dude, you killed Detritus on your own, one on one. Be a man!
Xena grows a dick and some balls and enters the shed
Orthar: it's coming along, surprisingly hard to sculpt a good book!
Silas wanders off to empty the blender
Eldacar: In the context of your usual comments, that was filled with blatant innuendo...
Lethalis: Eldy; you're under the same curse as I am, it would seem :P
Lethalis points to his Silas Made Me Think It badge
Tug: Argh!!! Why is my Halfling flashing?
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Twiggy: I...felt the presence of death just for a minute there
Eldacar: Reaper: Silas is insane. Work from there
Silas: I'm not insane, I have a certificate to prove it. I'm certifiably sane. I'm just mad...which is actually different ye ken
Arq is insane. Silas is mad. There's a very important distinction
Eldacar: Oh? What's that?
Silas: Dunno, we can?t tell
The_Reaper: They're different words
Eldacar: Is it that you know you're insane, but Silas doesn't yet?
Arq: No. Mad just means you act differently from everyone else and they find it disturbing.
Arq: Insane means you act the same but only so they don't see what you're planning
The_Reaper: Repent your insanity
Eldacar: So madness is open insanity, while insanity is insanity that nobody sees. Right
Eldacar: (sort of)
Arq: Not quite. Insanity is more dangerous.
The_Reaper: and it's a bigger word
The_Reaper: hence the danger
Eldacar: So if that's the case, then Silas would be half-insane, because he isn't as dangerous as somebody who's completely insane?
The_Reaper: you?re more likely to have a hand cramp writing insane rather than mad
The_Reaper: twice as likely in fact
Yak has been fed
Silas: ...to what?
NightKnight: To me
Ashnari: We had to appease the terrible deity that is NightKnight. Yak disputes these claims of cannibalism
Prince_Cal: apparently Darmort has stolen channy from me and is going to marry her
Prince_Cal: and I?m lumped with Eldacar, great
Prince_Cal: I want a divorce before the ceremony
AoA: what happens to a TK/TPs chariot if the character is killed?
Orthar: becomes a taxi?
Silas: its been snowing here all day
Voodoomaster: James, any lay?
Silas: Guy: you mean settle?
Dragonkin: Silas: Either that or one hell of a personal question.
Rork takes Silas away for some hot, dirty action!
Silas; Rork: Monster Truck rally?
Rork; Silas: Well, if that's the way you like it...
Darkprincess looks around for some clothes in an attempt to blend in
Rork hands DP a flannel.
Silas: Darmort, stop playing with your rifle!
Darmort: But it's fun, Silas!
Silas: in a satisfying way?
Darmort: Damn right
Rork pets fazz.
Rork: Good boy.
fazz smiles at rorks affection
Rork now has a harem!
Rork wonders if a male harem is really a useful thing...
Orthar is the proud owner of a 2006 virus, complete with flem, coughing and all the optional extras such as no energy and periodic choking
Orthar: if anyone's interested it also comes in black with red go faster stripes
Rork: Lioness: But does the air have those funny lines when they jump?
Lioness: Rork- only in hurricane season
Rork: Lioness: They get those in the forest?
Orthar: Rork: wind/flatulence lines?
Rork: Orthar: Elves don't fart, they "emit"
AoA: what the hell keeps moving the mouse pointer??
AoA: it?s the mouse
Arq: I so should have done ballet.
Silas: cos you'd look good in a tutu?
Arq: yeah, damn straight I would
Calapine;Rik: i'm squating tomorrow, i always have visions of my knees popping
Grudgebearer mutters about these sneak quotes James keeps doing
Grudgebearer; Ignore anything you hear about Ricold being beaten off chat, it's WIP. Maybe.
Grudgebearer; Hmm... a hidden innuendo that wasn't supposed to be there....
Ansob: So it's now turned into #smbondagelesboactiobetweendpandortharandrorktalkinghisusualnonsense...
Nagathi takes a swing at Darry
Darry goes flying across the room
Darry: What did I do this time?!
Silas hugs the stuffing out of Adam
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Silas; damn! that was a strong hug!
Lethalis; Extra, extra! NK wants Leth banned from Asur.ogre!
danceman; i don?t mope around much but it?d be nice to have something last more ...
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Rork: Like pinging chatters off a Wraithlord
Ricold mugs Silas and shoves a sandwich in his mouth
Grudgebearer: What a nice mugger...
Grudgebearer: Your wallet for a sandwich
Voodoomaster; and their leader got up and ran away drying
Danceman; and iŽve come to believe my hat has magical powers
Rork; What does it do?
Danceman; gets me girls
Rork; What happens when you take it off?
Uruthi: This was the army I sued during the tourney
danceman; never though being dressed would be a minority
danceman; how about that
NobleK wishes he could sleep with Linda and Lady_Rowiel to 'cure' his virginity problem.
Lady_Rowiel; NobleK: then find yourself a goat dear
Lady_Rowiel; I am occupied
Silas: argh! ye got me!
Lethalis: nice shot Neil
Rork: Heeey...who wrote "Silas" on this arrow?
Dragonkin: Rork, Doom Diver of Khorne
Lethalis: *looks the other way*
Rork: I am the master! I am the snake eyes!
Silas: you are the snake's eyes?
Rork: Silas: Yeah, got bored of being the bee's knees.
Lethalis: hey Erik
Lethalis: you just saved the chat
Dragonkin: I did?
Rork: From small furred pineapples with legs.
Lethalis: so, how are you 2?
Silas: right now? I?m a little grossed out...
Rork: I?m fine.
Lethalis: you always were gross
Silas: Yeah, but now it?s a state of mind.
Rork: Sounds like the time to buy a nurgle army
King Ulrik Flamebeard: Rork - Aye, pink is me
Silas: you are pink? can i call ye the Pink Dwarf from now on then?
King Ulrik Flamebeard: erm... Silas no
Silas: The Pink Dwarf, turns up whenever there is a beer shortage and they've begun serving those little sausages on a stick at Dwarven parties...
Silas: What he DOES isn?t quite clear...
King Ulrik Flamebeard: Silas - Shush. Stop revealing out secrets!!
darkprincess: King Ulrik Flamebeard: never trust an elf - isn't that something of a mantra among your people ?
King Ulrik Flamebeard: DP - Aye, but drunkenness comes as standard with the beard
Rork: Think of all the fumes from the spilt beer that must reside in those beards...
darkprincess: Rork: thats why stunties always smell like a brewery
King Ulrik Flamebeard: DP - No, that's because we drink one. Daily
Silas: Symptom : Feet cold and wet.
Silas: Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Silas: Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.
Rork: Welcome to Silas-vision.
philleehellphia: dp: true. I think snotlings are cute....
darkprincess: philleehellphia: yeah, well they're just lower-case gobbos
Silas: lower case? They are part of the alphabet now?
darkprincess: Silas: yeah - file under "S" for "snotling, snottie, stupid green git etc"
Linda Lobsta Defenda: <-- cooking
Silas: Linda is being cooked? *wonders if she tastes nice*
Auric Stormcloud: Mmm... lobster....
A neutral shade of black.: Sil: in your absence, we've come to the conclusion that the CBox and all its inhabitants should be turned into a Discworld novel.
Silas: ansob; no. Discworld hasn?t done porn yet.
Linda Lobsta Defenda: silas and pinky in bed together
Linda Lobsta Defenda: *starts handing out condoms*
Rork: Linda is being a responsible role model? Someone's replaced Linda!
Dragonkin: Ulrik: Slaanesh Dwarfs?
King Ulrik Flamebeard: DK - Shusssh a secret sect
Andruillius: I outlasted my sister
Lucian: hi everyone, i came seeking advice for an upcoming game i have
Lucian: i have a game in a campaign against Skaven and they are my bane
Andruillius: Lucian: Kill your opponent, problem solved.
Silas: I?m hungry
Silas: *nibbles on Auric*
Auric Stormcloud: Silas: A little to the left.
Rork: Lag lag...LAG!
Silas: *shoots the Lag*
Rork: Bye all! (This message was not legally vetted in any fashion)
Lord Kherith: so, how are you <insert strange animal here>?
Linda Lobsta Defenda: yeah lobsta is a lobster
Linda Lobsta Defenda: those cute lovable things
Kitrik: i have powers...
Strykaar the Enraptured: Rork: Behind your nice guy image your really a sadistic dominatrix type PVC creature
Linda Lobsta Defenda: well silas is cute
Linda Lobsta Defenda: funny
Linda Lobsta Defenda: rather cuddly
Linda Lobsta Defenda: and kissable for a guy
Silas: ok, anyone want to help a little girl out? She's my cousin and she's got a problem, and i don?t know what advise to give her...
Linda Lobsta Defenda: shoot Silas
Linda Lobsta Defenda: NOO I don?t mean shoot him
Linda Lobsta Defenda: i mean tell us
Darmort: I wonder what 15 Bulls going up the rear is like...
Silas: Dary; don?t know, but you'd need a lot of cream afterwoulds
Lethalis slaps Dragonkin around a bit with a large trout
Lady_Jenenius: we have a feeding pen?
Dragonkin: yeah, but it doesn?t write very well...
Dragonkin: Know the feeling...
Lethalis: Have the feeling...
Rork: Have a devoted
Linda: I dont know. Perhaps Rork had contaminated you
Dragonkin: Linda: The only brainwashing Khornates do is to clean out newly acquired skulls.
Rork: You need a certain magic to get into the quotes ;).
AuricStormcloud steals Rork?s magic
darkprincess slaps Auric with a wet dwarf
AuricStormcloud: Harder, damn it!
Andruillius: See! Knew she was hiding something!
darkprincess: Andruillius: what am I hiding ?
Andruillius: The wet dwarf
Linda: wet dwarf? .... Kinky
AlcingRagaholic: time to rebuild the Minotaur
Silas: They build Minotaurs now? Well, I suppose that?s more pleasing then the thought of them mating...
Lady_Silas: Brets can fly?
Lady_Silas: other then the pegasus'
Linda: if you load them into their trebuchet ...yes
Silas: incomming Hali
Tastyfish braces for impact
Lethalis: I'd pretty much do a grey seer in every skaven army it's allowed in
Silas: you'd do every grey seer you come across?
Silas looks shocked
Silas: I didnt know you were into beastiality...
ross: yeah but when you mllok at my mum in perspective
Goblit likes to mllok at ross' mum
Dragonkin: And to reiterate what I said as you left - Jezzails, who do you think I am? Clan Skryre? =)
Silas: You ARE clan skryre?
Silas: How could you be a whole clan...?
Dragonkin: Severe multiple personality disorder.
Ricold is off to seek food, enlightenment, and a warm bed. he'll be back when two out of three have been completed
Rork: Ricold is going to starve, then...
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